So the doc wants us to start writing weekly blogs about stuff. Not that I blame him. When you've been with more girls than Tiger Woods, it's always fun to share.

I was at this New Year’s party at the bar, and all the girls were yapping about making a New Year’s resolution, and I realized something…I’ve never made a resolution once in my life.  So I stood there for a while and thought about something I really needed to change…and then it hit me. Not the resolution…a gorgeous brunette. She bumped into me and spilled her drink on my shirt. While she was apologizing, I realized that I spend a lot of time looking for girls, when what I should really do is just let them come to the Trig Man.

We resoluted in the bathroom a few minutes later…so my 2010 started with a big bang.

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