This whole blogging thing is very new to me. I mean, I'm not exactly of many words, but that doesn't mean I'm not into oral exercise if you know what I mean.

Yeah, you know.

I was walking through the mall the other day and saw this really hot blonde coming towards me. Turns out she was some girl I went to high school with, minus a hundred and fifty pounds. Our conversation went something like this:

"You know, you were really mean to me in high school, Trig."

"I was."

"Yeah, you used to call me a Dina Dumptruck."

"Well, that was yesterday, gorgeous. Today, what do you say we give that new Corvette of a body a test drive?"

And then she walked away. I'm still not sure why.

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