Yesterday, I was working out to my Jaysen Smith workout video today and pulled amuscle, I think. When I high five myself in the mirror after my morning poo and pep talk, I felt sharp stabbing pains running down my back.
My doctor said that I should stop slapping hands with myself in the mirror so the muscle could heal, but my guru says that pain is just our body’s way of hurting. So it’s totally not a big deal. Besides, this arm sling looks totally fun and cool with my new poodle skirt.